" fjords "

 [ "fjord" ]

1: (fyôrd, fyrd)

  * e.g.,  ... hey dude, Pammy was in the pool, her damp gash was like a fjord! 

 [ "fjord" ]

2: n.

 [ "fjord" ]

3: A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.

 [ "Fjord" ]

1: The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.

  * e.g.,  ... The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression. 

 [ "fjord" ]

1: A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.  

 [ "Fjord" ]

1: The name fjord is a Viking name meaning dangerouse or crazy. Fjord is certainly one of a kind. Although nobody wants to admit it, Fjord is a disappointment. He doesn't need drugs or alcohol, because he is already mentally crazy. Most Fjords are in a mental hospital, if not they soon will be.

  * e.g.,  ... "RED ALERT!!! FJORD IS APROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!!" 

 [ "Fjord" ]

1: When you snort so much coke that traces remain in your nasal cavity resulting in something of a "perma-drip" or intermittent drips for a period of hours or over the course of an entire day after termination of cocaine usage. Named for the river-like bodies of water formed by glacial erosion of cliffs... the snow melts, and you end up with a fjord running down your post-nasal cavity.

  * e.g.,  ... Bradley and I got railed the fuck out on half a ball last night... I've had a fjord going on all day man. 

 [ "Fjord" ]

1: the most awesome place that you can live. Even more ghetto than Compton. In fact, people from Compton go to Fjords and are all "shit, Compton is for pussys and justin "i still haven't hit puberty" beiber. I'm gonna get at a fjord, crackah!". They then try to move into a Fjord but get kicked out, because only people named either Byg so steezy or wthomasoh can live there. Or anyone they invite.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I want to move to a fjord, but i just ain't g enough man. 

 [ "Fjord" ]

2: *these names are subject to change, but represent the owners of these names and no fakers who try to be them. The only people who will never be allowed to get invited there or live there are playstation owning cod addicted ignorant rednecks.

 [ "Fjord" ]

1: A word used to break an awkward silence. Fjord has no real meaning.

  * e.g.,  ... (silence) 

 [ "fjord" ]

1: Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, that guy is quite a fjord" 

 [ "pining for the fjords" ]

1: Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

  * e.g.,  ... "...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk." 

 [ "pining for the fjords" ]

2: First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

  * e.g.,  ... "It's probably pining for the fjords." 

 [ "Fjord Fuck" ]

1: Noun and Verb.

  * e.g.,  ... Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view! 

 [ "Fjord Fuck" ]

2: Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.

 [ "Fjord Fuck" ]

3: The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!