" physical "

 [ "physical" ]

1:  To beat some one up (verb).

  * e.g.,  ... No example. 

 [ "physical" ]

2:  A procedure in which a doctor examines your whole body, including your weewee.

 [ "physical" ]

1: Physical. Like taking someone physical. Hard and without rules.

  * e.g.,  ... -Oh take me physical! 

 [ "physics" ]

1: The most important thing in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online. 

 [ "physics" ]

2: To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?

 [ "physics" ]

1: It makes us all its bitches

  * e.g.,  ... Without physics humans could fly, but, alas, we are all its bitches 

 [ "physics" ]

1: 'da greatest of 'da sciences, 'yo! dis here discipline lets you look up mother nature's skirt and damn, if it aint all crazy up in there. 'ya feel me bra?

  * e.g.,  ... guuurl! you do physics? damn, now aint that sexy! 

 [ "physics" ]

2: and all you haters gonna tell me that physics is boring, physics sucks...well it just aint so. don't judge physics by your high school physics class where your teacher was probably some old white guy who mumbled at the board. open up your eyes and look around you -- physics gives you the tools to examine the world and understand how things work. we might as well apply that to social structures & change things for the better. physics=power, 'yo. study it.

 [ "Physics" ]

1:  Best Science; why? Because

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me. 

 [ "Physics" ]

2: Some one else on here posted a problem saying

 [ "Physics" ]

3: A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?

 [ "Physics" ]

4: Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.

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5: The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.

 [ "It's Physics" ]

1: The answer to all problems and non-problems

  * e.g.,  ... "It's physics, bitch!" 

 [ "Physics" ]

1: (n.) a fundamental form of science, the workings of which are indistinguishable from magic to students of music, journalism, and political science

  * e.g.,  ... I have no idea why that Immanuel Kant book fell when I pushed it off my desk. It must just be physics. 

 [ "physics" ]

1: The effort to formulate phenomena mathematically in the hope of extending one's range of mastery over them.

  * e.g.,  ... He's studying physics. 

 [ "Physics" ]

1: A scientific subject which is the study of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics.

  * e.g.,  ... - Physics is phun! 

 [ "Physics" ]

2: See also fun.

  * e.g.,  ... - Fo shizzle my nizzle!