" oldness "

 [ "An Old" ]

1: a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?

  * e.g.,  ... ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face} 

 [ "Old" ]

1: "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her. "OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

  * e.g.,  ... What a drag it is getting old! 

 [ "Old" ]

1: 1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left. 

 [ "Old" ]

2: 2) Outdated.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube. 

 [ "Old" ]

3: 3) No longer funny.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago. 

 [ "old" ]

1: Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

  * e.g.,  ... candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $1 the cake costs $ 

 [ "olds" ]

1: short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

  * e.g.,  ... Im crusin in my Olds tonight. 

 [ "Olded" ]

1: Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

  * e.g.,  ... Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e. 

 [ "old" ]

1: that which is not new

  * e.g.,  ... Matrix Revolutions was an old movie. 

 [ "olde" ]

1: (adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

  * e.g.,  ... The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe. 

 [ "old" ]

1: You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

  * e.g.,  ... Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now. 

 [ "old" ]

2: (See young)

 [ "old" ]

1: Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!