" afternoon "

 [ "afternoon" ]

1: the time of the day that is after 1 o' clock pm

  * e.g.,  ... i hate when it becomes the afternoon aka 1 o' clock pm 

 [ "afternoon" ]

2: this is the realistic definition

 [ "afternoon" ]

3: 12 o' clock is the technical one

 [ "afternoon" ]

4: but this is the realistic one

 [ "afternoon" ]

1: a combination of day, which means "yea right", and fuck off. It also can be pronounced "Afternoonation!" and is said quickly in a chinese accent.

  * e.g.,  ... Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!! Roubs: AFTERNOON. Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you 

 [ "Afternooner" ]

1: Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm. It could be from late nights or just general laziness

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: It's 00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning. Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago. Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner. 

 [ "afternooner" ]

1: Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.

  * e.g.,  ... After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening. 

 [ "Afternoon Hillbilly" ]

1: Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on. 

 [ "Afternoon Delight" ]

1: The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours. The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

  * e.g.,  ... I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead. 

 [ "afternoon wood" ]

1: The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood! 

 [ "Good Afternoon" ]

1: The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

  * e.g.,  ... Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down. Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir. 

 [ "Afternoon Deelite" ]

1: A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”? 

 [ "afternoon skank" ]

1: usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

  * e.g.,  ... wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?