" midlife "

 [ "Midlife" ]

1: Midlife,

  * e.g.,  ... Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan! 

 [ "Midlife" ]

2: Do dont let him check your shorts.

 [ "Midlife" ]

3: Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"

 [ "Midlife" ]

4: Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

 [ "Midlife Crisis" ]

1: When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?" Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!" Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow." Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for." Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for." Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy." 

 [ "Midlife Crisis" ]

1: The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

  * e.g.,  ... Fred: What's with your dad's car? 

 [ "Midlife crisis" ]

1: When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

  * e.g.,  ... I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger. 

 [ "midlife crisis" ]

1: "When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

  * e.g.,  ... "A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons 

 [ "midlife homosexual" ]

1: A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

  * e.g.,  ... After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature. 

 [ "midlife crisis" ]

1: The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

  * e.g.,  ... He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary. 

 [ "Midlife Crisis" ]

1: A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis 

 [ "midlife crisis" ]

1: When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

  * e.g.,  ... You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis 

 [ "Midlife Crisis" ]

1: A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards. Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat