" gladness "

 [ "Gladding" ]

1: (Noun)

  * e.g.,  ... "Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?" 

 [ "Gladding" ]

2: To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter." 

 [ "Gladding" ]

3: He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.

 [ "Gladding" ]

4: He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

 [ "glad" ]

1: (adjective) describes a mood of stable happiness, state of elation, also (esp. males) arousal. Noun: Gladness; adverb: gladly; verb: gladden

  * e.g.,  ... Just thinking of Georgie's sensuousness made him glad 

 [ "gladful" ]

1: Once again another word created by Rygin King, (jamaican dancehall artiste) That makes no sense, but he wouldn’t know cause he’s fully dunce. We assume it’s a combination of thankful and glad but we reconably will never be sure.

  * e.g.,  ... Up and gladful today! Give thanks 

 [ "Glad" ]

1:  Thankful; great-full Joyful or content.

  * e.g.,  ... We were glad our family made it home safely. 

 [ "Glad" ]

1: The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together! 

 [ "Glad" ]

1: I do know what you are talking about:) when we were in the same room I could feel my heart attached to his… like a rope pulling me, not the best description. The spider was a legit spider… daddy long legged to be exact… still is on vacay… I am completely 100 percent not witchy:) you can ask any spider :) okay not the furry, quick ones… we probably should for my argument sake keep it to the spiders as my witnesses:) my eyes should love most times, but they can also make people go uh oh… That is what I meant about being a nuisance. The last thing I want to do is bother him, even if my ideas are super cute and funny. Hence, why I put them in a box now. Kinda funky today… did something yesterday and it didn’t turn out the way I planned, so then the overthinking starts. And then I couldn’t get on this thing because someone was being a jerk and there was nothing i could do about it.(cryptic… sorry)

  * e.g.,  ... That is why I stay in my little dream bubble. Everything is happy:) sometimes I think things are trying to pop my bubble or are blowing me around. (Metaphor for me overthinking and getting in a funk) if you are just figuring out now I am nuts, I am disappointed:) my best friend last week was a spider who left… even the spider knew I was batty. Maybe the spider thought I was a bat and I was going to eat it… I wouldn’t/couldn’t eat a spider. If I ended up on survivor, I would die of starvation. Yikes… definitely sounds bad. Glad to hear you are on the mend. 

 [ "Glad" ]

2: And then that causes me to overthink more when I really don’t need to.

 [ "glad hands" ]

1: Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck smiley glad hands 

 [ "glad eye" ]

1: "give the glad eye" - look seductively at someone

  * e.g.,  ... When Bradford Bulgingmuscles entered the room, Lucy batted her lashes and gave him the glad eye. 

 [ "glad eye" ]

1: To look at someone seductively and/or in a way that suggests you find them sexually attractive.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god! Did you see the way John looked at you when you walked in the door? He was TOTALLY giving you the glad eye!" 

 [ "glad eye" ]

2: Sometimes verges on leering.

 [ "glad hander" ]

1: Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

  * e.g.,  ... That phoney glad hander invades my space.