" mildness "

 [ "Mild" ]

1: Basic, average, pathetic, lame, stupid, boring

  * e.g.,  ... Max: I was with this girl the other day and she only wanted to talk about shoes. Jake: Ugh she's sounds so mild. 

 [ "mild" ]

1: cool, calm, boring, lame

  * e.g.,  ... That girl is mild, she doesn't want to do anything. 

 [ "mild" ]

2: very unplesant

 [ "mild" ]

1: Mom I'd Like to Drill. A variation off of the more popular (and now far too commonplace) MILF. Thus, one can use this term and not be worried about said MILD overhearing.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, Markie's mom is fuckin' MILD! 

 [ "mild" ]

1: when someone places a mint in their mouth, and proceeds to suck a penis. named after the the marlboro cigarette.

  * e.g.,  ... that bitch gave me a mild yesterday, and although my dick be mad enflamed and shit, it smells like a professional. 

 [ "mild" ]

1: Short for mildly retarded.

  * e.g.,  ... Those chicks are defiantly mild. 

 [ "Mild" ]

1: Fat piece of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... What the hell is that mild doing there? 

 [ "butch mild" ]

1: Acts publicly like a butch, but deep inside is like a pile butter

  * e.g.,  ... she dresses in men's shirts, has short hair, tells everybody she is gay, is recognized formally as a butch, but once you interact with her, you realize she is really a butch mild 

 [ "mild seven" ]

1: a famous japanese cigarette brand

  * e.g.,  ... Oi mate, u might wanna pop that one mild seven out for me cuz i am in serious need of good fags(cigarettes, stalks, smokes) 

 [ "mild seven" ]

2: that is not so popular in states

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons. 

 [ "mild seven" ]

3: however is really popular in many of the asian countries.

 [ "mild seven" ]

4: in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.

 [ "mild seven" ]

5: there are mild seven super lights, lights, original

 [ "Belmont Milds" ]

1: A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-2 Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.

  * e.g.,  ... You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds." 

 [ "Belmont Milds" ]

2: TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 0-4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam." 

 [ "Belmont Milds" ]

3: Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.

 [ "Belmont Milds" ]

4: Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.

 [ "marlboro milds" ]

1: A brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. Usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and badasses.

  * e.g.,  ... Pete - hey Josh, what are you smokin?