" warmth "

 [ "warmth" ]

1: Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

  * e.g.,  ... Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth? 

 [ "warmth" ]

2: Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

  * e.g.,  ... Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD? 

 [ "Kettle Warmth" ]

1: Warm liquid from a kettle. See:Hot Water

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@ 

 [ "Poop Warmth" ]

1: When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here! I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop. 

 [ "Fuck Warmth" ]

1: The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth. 

 [ "warehouse of warmth" ]

1: Another word for a women's Vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Bearded Clam Soft Shelled Tuna Taco Camel Toe Slit pit Cum Dumpster Fuzzy Taco Air Pipe Beaver Tuna Town Punani Puntang ECD Sweaty Love Box Coochie Stabin' Cabin Muff Peach Snake Pit Snatch A.K.A Warehouse Of Warmth. 

 [ "Man Warmth" ]

1: The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

  * e.g.,  ... Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!! 

 [ "Warmth Chub" ]

1: A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look, Bill's got a erection!" 

 [ "man-warmth" ]

1: The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there. 

 [ "rage warmth" ]

1: when you get so ragefull that you dont need a jacket in -30 weather

  * e.g.,  ... hey chris aint you cold? No real big my rage keeps me warm 

 [ "Awkward Bum Warmth" ]

1: (noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.