" intensity "

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1:  The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.

  * e.g.,  ...  If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off. 

 [ "intensity" ]

2: 2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from

  * e.g.,  ...  We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense. 

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3: radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.

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4: Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.

 [ "intensity" ]

5: 2 (b) Getting rowdy

 [ "Intense Intensity" ]

1: more intense than just plain intensity, but slightly less than intensity that is brighter than the sun

  * e.g.,  ... After a lunch of pounding coffee and hash browns, Tony was ready to work with intense intensity for the remainder of the day. 

 [ "intensed" ]

1: staring deeply at a hot girl's bossom

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny was intensed by Julie's proud breast. 

 [ "intenser" ]

1: Someone who is intense with every thing they do. Many intensers play video games or sports. They will often break tremendous amounts of sweat while engaged in phyiscal activity.

  * e.g.,  ... That intenser just spiked the volleyball on that four-year old girl's face 

 [ "intense" ]

1: adj: really, really awesome.

  * e.g.,  ... taylor: so what'd you think of the two ashleys making out last night? 

 [ "Intensity" ]

1: to describe anything done with flair and enthusiasm.

  * e.g.,  ... He scoops his ice cream with intensity. 

 [ "Intense" ]

1: Used as in the immensely cool or out of this world context; often times used to refer to a close encounter or an extreme experience.

  * e.g.,  ... Kel: "INTENSE!" 

 [ "intense" ]

1: a. descripttion word of a crazy moment.

  * e.g.,  ... a.Damn. That fight was intense. 

 [ "intense" ]

2: b.a situation of intense pressure.

  * e.g.,  ... b.That test was so intense. 

 [ "intense" ]

3: c. A filler word in a break in the conversation.

  * e.g.,  ... c.Bob: yeah 

 [ "intense" ]

4: d. Used in a phrase to be extra cool, funny and to add meaning to the word.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: uh huh........ 

 [ "intense" ]

1: When something is so epic that it blows your mind.

  * e.g.,  ... Al: "Dude, I just watched the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Smokey and the Bandit back to back." Mike: "Intense." 

 [ "intense" ]

1: 1 extreme and forceful or very strong (feelings).

  * e.g.,  ... Man that was some intense heat back there. 

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2: 2 a very serious or earnest person.

  * e.g.,  ... That was quite the intense young man.