" altruism "

 [ "altruism" ]

1: The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans. See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

  * e.g.,  ... lol, Altruism? Why should I have to pay for someone elses' continued survival? Let natural selection take it's place *lol* (Three-billion years of multicellular evolution for nothing) 

 [ "altruism" ]

1: the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others

  * e.g.,  ... She has to much altruism. 

 [ "altruism" ]

1: shit that means badasses doing nice things for a while then going back to being cool and black and stuff.

  * e.g.,  ... The motorcycle gang was in a state of altruism when they painted the old hookers house but then went back to usual by fucking the old mother fuckin bastard. 

 [ "altruism" ]

1: Paradigm that kindness to a genetically diametric entity will increase language robustness in one's own tribe. This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability. Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.

  * e.g.,  ... Altruism exists because genes loop; genes loop because language loops. Thus genes are based on language... 

 [ "Altruism" ]

1: the deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others or the public interest.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that Steve McGuire really hooked us up on Yankee tickets. Talk about altruism! 

 [ "Altruism" ]

1: Not removing from the gene pool (slowly, painfully) all the back-stabbing a-holes in your life.

  * e.g.,  ... "That *@#!*%#*! back-stabbed me so bad! He/She is lucky I believe in altruism!" revenge betrayal mercy backstab benevolent 

 [ "Toxic Altruism" ]

1: When one's unsolicited help causes damage.

  * e.g.,  ... She has a terrible habit of intruding to help when not even asked for, which mostly ends in a disaster. That is the definition of toxic altruism. 

 [ "Astro-Altruism" ]

1: The belief that humans where created and manipulated by extraterrestrials. Other tenets include, "all is one" philosophy, and a disdain for love of self.

  * e.g.,  ... After his visit to the ancient site, he became interested in Astro-Altruism. 

 [ "effective altruism" ]

1: Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

  * e.g.,  ... Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing. 

 [ "Malicious Altruism" ]

1: The Calculated exploitation of altruistic language, Sentiment and model frameworks, to advance self-serving, Malicious or destructive agendas while claiming to serve the greater good.

  * e.g.,  ... saying it is racist to point out black people commit more crime, because it discriminates against blacks is using malicious altrusim to shame whites into denying reality. Flying your national flag is Racist because it doesn't represent everyone os also malicious altruism.