" middler "

 [ "middler" ]

1: someone who does not use proper urinal ettiquette when there is more than 2 stalls, he's the guy who goes between and uses the middle urinal causing an uncomfortableness.

  * e.g.,  ... When Hawkins went to the bathroom he decided against proper ettiquette and decided he'd become a middler. 

 [ "middler" ]

1: one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.

  * e.g.,  ... after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife. 

 [ "middler" ]

1: when you're smoking bud and sitting in a line, someone who sits in the middle, in order to hit it more than any of the others

  * e.g.,  ... stop being a middler 

 [ "middler" ]

2: like bogarting

 [ "Middler" ]

1: A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table. The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler. Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  * e.g.,  ... The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting. 

 [ "Middler" ]

1: The main antagonist of “The Batman”

  * e.g.,  ... The Middler’s riddles are mid! 

 [ "Middler" ]

1: A child that Failed 2nd grade

  * e.g.,  ... The middler is at the new park 

 [ "Middler" ]

1: a college student in their 3rd/4th year of a 5th year program. Not quite a Junior or a Senior, hence being in the "middle".

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I'm a middler 

 [ "mildrid the middler" ]

1: a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business

  * e.g.,  ... mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money. (mildrid the middler trying to buy friends) beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head 

 [ "owen middler" ]

1: A short man who gets dominated by Kelsey Moore his bird. She puts her specks on his dick for entertainment. Owen also likes another girl Bethany who puts fags in his dick whole .owen liks the smell of fishy fannys and at supper he usually ask kelsey for a whiff of hers. Before drowning in it.

  * e.g.,  ... Owen middler : shag me pls 

 [ "Middlerer" ]

1: When something is more to the middle than it previously was.

  * e.g.,  ... Put the plate middlerer on the table.