" machine-guns "

 [ "The Machine Gun" ]

1: Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted. By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.

  * e.g.,  ... Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina. 

 [ "The Machine Gun" ]

1: A very expensive, electronic dildo. Some may have to sell their socks in order to afford it.

  * e.g.,  ... Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks! 

 [ "The Machine Gun" ]

1: When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt! Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo

  * e.g.,  ... I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her. That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun 

 [ "Machine gun" ]

1: That one inside joke from YouTube Miniladd's that not of us got.

  * e.g.,  ... You came here hoping for an explanation of machine gun didn't you? Too bad I guess we'll never know. 

 [ "machine gun" ]

1: To walk up behind a seated person, grab him by the ears and yell, "BRRRRRRR!!!!" while shaking his head vigorously for a few seconds. This is followed by a slap to the side of the head while yelling, "RELOAD!"

  * e.g.,  ... I was minding my own business watching pr0n on the computer when my roommate snuck up behind me and gave me a machine gun. 

 [ "Machine Gunning" ]

1: The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since. 

 [ "Machine Gunning" ]

1: Flatulence released in repeated intervals while running.

  * e.g.,  ... When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING. 

 [ "machine gun" ]

1: According to the ATF, A firearm designed fire more than one bullet with a single pull of the trigger. They are highly regulated and require a lot of expensive bureacratic paperwork and a squeaky-clean record to acquire the Class III Federal Firearms License needed to legally own one. The M-16A2 would technically fall under this category because of its ability to fire in 3-round bursts.

  * e.g.,  ... Machine guns are mainly carried by the military and only rarely found in civilian hands. 

 [ "machine gun" ]

2: AR-15s, civilian semiauto AK-47 clones, etc, ARE NOT MACHINE GUNS. The most common AK-47 variant in the US civilian market is the Romanian-built WASR-10, imported by Century Arms, because it is the least expensive AK. Although similar in appearance, they DO NOT fit the definition of MACHINE GUN because they fire one and only one round with a single pull of the trigger, which means they are semi-automatic. An AR-15, despite its similarity to an M-16, is not the same thing. Vietnam-era M-16s were true MACHINE GUNS also, capable of fully automatic fire. The Pentagon brass found this to be a waste of ammo and restricted later models to 3 round burst mode as the only option for selective fire.

  * e.g.,  ... The belt-fed American M-60 machine gun is based on an earlier German model from World War 2. 

 [ "machine gun" ]

1: An amazing song written by Jimi Hendrix to protest the Vietnam War.

  * e.g.,  ... Machine gun, tearing my body all apart 

 [ "The Machine Gun" ]

1: When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?