" rods "

 [ "ROD" ]

1: Ride Or Die

  * e.g.,  ... 'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best' 

 [ "ROD" ]

2: A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.

 [ "rodded" ]

1: When someone dominates another in any way, shape or form. Same thing as getting Owned.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah got rodded hard by Brandon last night. 

 [ "Rod" ]

1: A Rod is a man who is first-rate. Although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. He will be someone you desire as a friend for life. Rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. They are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. They are great listeners. Family is extremely important. Never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. Attractive on the inside and out. Rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. If have found a Rod, handle with care. You have found a needle in a haystack - a treasure of infinite worth.

  * e.g.,  ... You found a Rod? You should be so lucky! 

 [ "A-Rod" ]

1: A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

  * e.g.,  ... A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year. 

 [ "A-Rod" ]

2: Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

 [ "Rod" ]

1: Hot road construction leader from the concept "Featuring: the Signhumans"

  * e.g.,  ... "I just looked at one picture of Rod and I am instantly in love with him <3" 

 [ "Rod" ]

2: His sign is a Road Work Ahead sign with MUTCD code W20-1

 [ "Rod" ]

3: I love him and you should too

 [ "A-Rod" ]

1: The act of admitting to doing something wrong only after you have been totally busted.

  * e.g.,  ... Also known as 'pulling an A-Rod'.  

 [ "rod" ]

1: n. an erect penis

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up this morning with a wicked rod! 

 [ "rodded" ]

1: To have a Q-Tip inserted into the urethra to check for sexually transmitted diseases. origin: From the US military's firearms range safety system. A brass rod is inserted from the muzzle of a rifle down to the open bolt to check that the bore and chamber are clear of ammunition.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: oh fuck, what happened last night? Person B: you dumbass, you ran a train on this skank bitch with like, 6 other guys, and were too wasted to use a jimmy hat... You're gonna to have to go get rodded now. 

 [ "rodded" ]

1: To simply get the birdie,middle finger,rod or flag

  * e.g.,  ... “Oy, as thi just roddedme?” 

 [ "A-Rod" ]

1: Taken from the abbreviation of Alex Rodriguez, a former Seattle Mariners baseball player who signed to the Texas Rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in American Baseball. Later, he resigned to the New York Yankees.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, Good Charlotte has gone so A-Rod." 

 [ "A-Rod" ]

2: Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya." 

 [ "A-Rod" ]

3: Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."