" dispatches "

 [ "Dispatch" ]

1: An extremely great band who created excellent songs such as "The General", "Bats in the Belfry", "Two Coins", and "Out Loud", just to name a few. They had great success without being signed to a major label, and unfortunately, broke up when they received an offer from Universal Records in July 200 They held a free concert in Boston, hoping for only 50 000 fans, however over 110 000 people showed up for this concert. It is trully a shame that this extremely talented group of people shall never more create the music that they once did.

  * e.g.,  ... Heres to Dispatch, one of the greatest bands to have graced this Earth! 

 [ "Dispatch" ]

1: The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right! 

 [ "Dispatch" ]

1: Successful underground accoustic/funk rock trio. Sold over 200,000 albums nationwide on their independent label (Bomber Records).

 [ "Dispatch" ]

2: Brad Corrigan (Braddigan)- vocals, drums, guitar, percussion

 [ "Dispatch" ]

3: Chad Urmston (Chetro)- vocals, guitar, bass, percussion

 [ "Dispatch" ]

4: Pete (Francis) Heimbold- vocals, bass, guitar

 [ "dispatch" ]

1: possibly the greatest band to have ever walked this earth. pete francis heimbold, (repete) chad urmston (chetro) and brad corrigan (braddigan)

  * e.g.,  ... dispatch is better than you 

 [ "Dispatcher" ]

1: One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charge.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that Tim guy is so bad ass. He should be our dispatcher for the evening. 

 [ "dispatch" ]

1: a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)

  * e.g.,  ... if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice 

 [ "dispatch" ]

2: b) to put to death, kill

 [ "dispatched" ]

1: This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

  * e.g.,  ... Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule" 

 [ "dispatched" ]

2: in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc

  * e.g.,  ... James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. " 

 [ "dispatched" ]

3: also used in computer games

  * e.g.,  ... Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!" 

 [ "dispatched" ]

4: leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.

 [ "Dispatch" ]

1: Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.

  * e.g.,  ... sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch? sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch! 

 [ "Dispatch" ]

1: this patch

  * e.g.,  ... Do you like dis patch???? 

 [ "Dispatch Korea" ]

1: An Original Bitch that uses innocent K-POP Idols to Cover the shit that's going on inside its country.

  * e.g.,  ... _Y'all heard the new Dispatch Korea bitchin' around using 97 line to cover the Nth Rooms scandals?!"