" transmit "

 [ "Transmit Now" ]

1: Transmit Now is a band out of Orlando that plays alternative/pop rock music. They debuted live at Warped Tour 200 Since then they released to EP's and a full length album: Downtown Merry-go-round in early 2010. The album (labeled under the Silent Majority Group) featured 11 tracks that displayed the band's wide range of sounds. While not a top of the charts band quite yet they've garnered a dedicated fan-base and that shows great promise of expanding.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey listen to this band I met outside the concert monday! 

 [ "metrosexually transmitted disease" ]

1: Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

  * e.g.,  ... I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner. 

 [ "Sexually Transmitted Emotions" ]

1: Sexually Transmitted Emotions: the powerful feelings (e.g., anger, jealousy, possessiveness, romantic love) that almost inevitably develop in at least one sex partner purely as a result of his/her having had sex with the other, and without regard to any agreement they might have that it's "just sex," for example in a friends with benefits situation. Usually referred to as STE's.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, we agreed that we were just friends with benefits, but she musta come down with Sexually Transmitted Emotions 'cause now she's all whacked out just 'cause I fucked Andrea! 

 [ "Electronically Transmitted Disease" ]

1: Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl  

 [ "Sexually Transmitted Dog" ]

1: A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!" 

 [ "Textually Transmitted Disease" ]

1: When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease! 

 [ "Sexually Transmitted Disease" ]

1: a disease or illness passed through sexual intercourse, exchange of bodily fluids. one partner must have the condition to pass it on. sex, oral sex, anal sex, kissing, or any type of touch from open area to open area can connect to abstract one. more commonly known as an STD

  * e.g.,  ... Ben passed on AIDS which is an Sexually transmitted disease. 

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

1: Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

  * e.g.,  ... "Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..." 

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

2: Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sorry, I lent it to Mike." 

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

3: HOW TO GET A TTD.

  * e.g.,  ... "DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?" 

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

4: If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

5: If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

6: If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

 [ "Textually transmitted disease" ]

7: The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.

 [ "Politically transmitted disease" ]

1: A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.

  * e.g.,  ... Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor. When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren. Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude! 

 [ "Textually transmitted unease" ]

1: revolutionary dissident writing

  * e.g.,  ... Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah