" memorandum "

 [ "memorandum" ]

1: memorandum is when you strike the judge in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitalia and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junk and call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.

  * e.g.,  ... did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..  

 [ "Clear Channel Memorandum" ]

1: A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

  * e.g.,  ... Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day. Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco? Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on) 

 [ "Memorandum" ]

1: elongated version of 'memo'

  * e.g.,  ... look up the definition of memorandum on google. yes i know this was shit