" potshots "

 [ "potshot" ]

1: A contentious remark or statement. Often erroneous and/or irrelevant, too.

  * e.g.,  ... Glenn Beck's uninformed attempts at liberal-bashing are nothing but a series of potshots. 

 [ "Potshot" ]

1: When you make a fresh pot noodle and put your cock In it and spunk

  * e.g.,  ... My dad helped me potshot last night by holding the cup 

 [ "potshot" ]

1: The difficult art of jizzing in somebody's face when the lights are out.

  * e.g.,  ... *Wakes up* 

 [ "potshot" ]

2: Extra points are awarded if the result is still there when they wake up.

  * e.g.,  ... "Who the fuck has potshotted me?!" 

 [ "potshot" ]

3: It is called a potshot because darkness causes inaccuracy in most cases

 [ "Potshot" ]

1: While masturbating you have a bowl of weed packed next to you. When you are about to cum you stop, hit a bowl of weed and begin to furiously masturbate. You blow your load and then blow out your hit.

  * e.g.,  ... i just did a potshot and it felt SUPER AWESOME. 

 [ "PotShot" ]

1: When you masturbate and shoot your gack into a girl when she's spreading her lower lips. An ancient Tibetan form of impregnation without penetration.

  * e.g.,  ... Jawsh: How did you have a son while staying a virgin? Greer: Oh I just hit her with that PotShot. Jawsh: Fuckin sick dude.