" blunderbusses "

 [ "blunderbusses" ]

1: A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe! 

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

1: big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.

  * e.g.,  ... Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion! 

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

2: Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty... 

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

1: a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person

  * e.g.,  ... that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss 

 [ "Blunderbuss" ]

1: When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

  * e.g.,  ... I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet 

 [ "Blunderbuss" ]

1: while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.

  * e.g.,  ... I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss. 

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

1: An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper... 

 [ "Blunderbuss" ]

1: 1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat

  * e.g.,  ... Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!! 

 [ "Blunderbuss" ]

2: 2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

  * e.g.,  ... Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!  

 [ "blunderbussing" ]

1: Trying really hard to find a solution to a problem. Originated from Bloodborne.

  * e.g.,  ... *Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne* 

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

1: a gargantuan obese slab of fat/lard, located specifically on a girl, sometimes boy. often described as a paunchy whale. a blunderbuss is often found drunk in the hottub, at the mall trying to pick up boys, at the back of shows trying to be "scene", (you can always find it eating in any situation including these i have described), a blunderbuss will also buy shit from bands it has never heard of and then later say they hate the band. a blunderbuss is very very very very ugly/fat/fake/emo. he/she will cut themselves and take pix of it and put it on myspace to look "cool". she, i mean it, will take any guy or girl he/she can get. EVEN IF THE GUY IS FROM GEORGIA AND THE BLUNDERBUSS LIVES IN MICHIGAN!!! usually a blunderbuss will think its the shit and think everyone else is below them.

  * e.g.,  ... a blunderbuss looks like voluptuous whale.  

 [ "blunderbuss" ]

2: so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =

  * e.g.,  ... or this... 

 [ "Chicago Blunderbuss" ]

1: A rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit.

  * e.g.,  ... I totaly did a Chicago Blunderbuss on Kathryn at the party last night.