" job "

 [ "job" ]

1: being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

  * e.g.,  ... when are you gonna resign from your job? 

 [ "job" ]

1: Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

 [ "job" ]

1: Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

  * e.g.,  ... Finding a job is such a pain. 

 [ "job" ]

1: A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

  * e.g.,  ... My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart 

 [ "job" ]

1: a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

  * e.g.,  ... ) My job sucks. 

 [ "job" ]

1: Just Over Broke

 [ "job" ]

1: A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.

  * e.g.,  ... Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets. 

 [ "job" ]

2: Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

 [ "job" ]

1: A place that I bust my ass to get to, then all day I put up with a bunch of gossiping no-lives who have nothing better to do with their time, and then i come home feeling dirty, tired, and sorry that i don't have an endless supply of money that comes from a void in space.

  * e.g.,  ... "My job sucks the BIG one!" 

 [ "job" ]

1: The act of volunteering to be abuse on a daily basis for barely enough money to pay your rent

  * e.g.,  ... Spending four years in college to earn a degree in order to Retrieve coffee for the boss while being told working 40 hours a week is not adequate job commitment so no raise for another year. 

 [ "job" ]

1: something that can help and ruin your life. sometimes when you get it, you regret it. but other times you get it, and feel like you're the luckiest person in the world. it's mostly regret. expect regret, because you know you're going to get regret. choose it wisely.

  * e.g.,  ... my job sucks