" wares "

 [ "waring" ]

1: Being in a war. Gaming word.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: "hey, wat ya doin?" 

 [ "Ware" ]

1: Small mythical creature usually found around 103rd street. This creature is afraid of boats and water. Its primary diet consists of cakes, pies and ice-cream.

  * e.g.,  ... You will never find a ware on this ship. 

 [ "waring" ]

1: Ethnic: raging homosexual

  * e.g.,  ... Don't be such a Waring. 

 [ "Ware" ]

1: A town in Hertfordshire, England. It has a great history (including the fact its one of the oldest permanently inhabited settlements in Europe, it's home to the Great Bed of Ware and it was once the overnight stop between London and Cambridge) but unfortunately these days there is absolutely noting to do if you're over 8 and under 6

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Let's go to Ware tomorrow. 

 [ "Waring" ]

1: 'Waring' has two meanings. It can mean something that is liked by a lot of people, which has, for example, become overrated, overused or overplayed. It can also mean something that is simply starting to annoy you. Or 'wear you out'.

  * e.g.,  ... Being at college is Waring me, so I might just drop out. 

 [ "Ware" ]

1: Ever go into a stare and kind of think about what your staring at well i do and i call it a Ware Wonder Stare = Ware

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Lewis you see family guy last night? 

 [ "Ware" ]

1: Ware is a small town located in Western Massachusetts, not too far from Springfield. It's a pointless and stupid place to live with a bunch of senior citizens that are always protesting money being spent on new schools.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Heyyy, you live in Ware? 

 [ "ware" ]

1: A name or word used by metal fans and metal bands to describe their type of music and their popularity that their music used to have.

  * e.g.,  ... omg its not fair! The fucking new genre of rock took over our gare! lets call this new genre nu-metal because its sucky and nu and it sounds just like our old genre called metal! They stole it from us! We will never forgive them! 

 [ "lava-ware" ]

1: Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity. The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava. The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching. Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

  * e.g.,  ... Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff." Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies." 

 [ "Ware Whare" ]

1: A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse. Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?