" incapacitated "

 [ "incapacitated" ]

1: When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

  * e.g.,  ... I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated. 

 [ "incapacitated" ]

1: shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

  * e.g.,  ... i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!! 

 [ "incapacitator" ]

1: -the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!" 

 [ "incapacitator" ]

2: -usually on the thumb

 [ "incapacitator" ]

3: -can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand) (not to be confused with a cuticle)

 [ "Incapacitating dump" ]

1: When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

  * e.g.,  ... His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper. 

 [ "giggle incapacitation" ]

1: when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?" 

 [ "Legally incapacitated" ]

1: Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

  * e.g.,  ... The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed. 

 [ "Incapacitated" ]

1: You Fucking Idiot

  * e.g.,  ... Riley is a Incapacitated Dumbass 

 [ "Incapacitated" ]

1: you fucking idiot

  * e.g.,  ... Riley is a Incapacitated dumbass 

 [ "Amorously Incapacitated" ]

1: Someone who is either:

  * e.g.,  ... Shivanya isn’t amorously incapacitated, she’s just too high maintenance! 

 [ "Amorously Incapacitated" ]

2: - incapable of loving others;

 [ "Amorously Incapacitated" ]

3: - incapable of being loved;

 [ "Amorously Incapacitated" ]

4: - Struggles with dating

 [ "Amorously Incapacitated" ]

5: - Has a horrendous dating past