" paralyze "

 [ "The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]" ]

1: When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

  * e.g.,  ... It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie. 

 [ "paralyzed" ]

1: When the orgasm is so good you can't move

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed 

 [ "Paralyzer" ]

1: A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did. 

 [ "Paralyzed" ]

1: When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

  * e.g.,  ... Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back. The ghosts in my room : 👀 

 [ "paralyzer" ]

1: When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

  * e.g.,  ... "So Kelsey how did last night go?" 

 [ "paralyzer" ]

1: When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

  * e.g.,  ... WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?! 

 [ "The Paralyzer" ]

1: The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

  * e.g.,  ... I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days. 

 [ "paralyzer" ]

1: when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

  * e.g.,  ... Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes. 

 [ "paralyzer" ]

1: when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

  * e.g.,  ... You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer. 

 [ "Paralyzed" ]

1: Beyond weak

  * e.g.,  ... I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!