" crippled "

 [ "crippled" ]

1: Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

  * e.g.,  ... D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled. 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body

  * e.g.,  ... The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

  * e.g.,  ... whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives* 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: Being extremely drunk or high.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm getting crippled tonight! 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

  * e.g.,  ... look at her hair! it looks crippled! 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude that guy just crippled me with that 25 hit combo from Ryu. 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: a crippled person is someone who have a physical or mental deficiency.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm emosionally crippled 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!

  * e.g.,  ... Awww man I'm so crippled. 

 [ "crippled" ]

1: when something is so funny or unbelievable that it just has you crippled

  * e.g.,  ... Yoo man she's so funny she got me crippled! 

 [ "Crippling Crippling" ]

1: Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.

  * e.g.,  ... I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up