" duffer "

 [ "duffer" ]

1: a complete idiot

  * e.g.,  ... you are acting like a duffer dude. 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: someone who did something stupid or made a stupid mistake

  * e.g.,  ... kid cries: "awww mummy i fell over!" 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole. 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one." 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: duffer - the designated ugly fat friend

  * e.g.,  ... why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!! 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: TV remote

  * e.g.,  ... Pass us the duffer luv this programme's crap. 

 [ "duffer" ]

1: a slang term for a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse

  * e.g.,  ... A guy buries his dick in a woman's duffer. 

 [ "Duffered" ]

1: When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.

  * e.g.,  ... Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!" 

 [ "Duffers" ]

1:  An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.  

 [ "Duffers" ]

2:  Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.