" reproduction "

 [ "reproduction" ]

1: The meaning of life.

  * e.g.,  ... Is procreation and reproduction the meaning of life? 

 [ "reproduction" ]

1:  when two beings come together to make a smaller, louder, and more annoying being that will eventually grow up to do the same thing -perpetuating a disgusting and neverending cycle of filth.

  * e.g.,  ... it is very fortunate that rosie o'donnell is a lesbian; she is one fewer atrocity that will consider reproduction. 

 [ "reproduction" ]

2:  something ugly people should never find out about.

 [ "Reproduction" ]

1: Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process. The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating. Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation. Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.

  * e.g.,  ... Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals. 

 [ "Reproduction" ]

1: The process of something i will never have

  * e.g.,  ... “I wish i had sex tonight instead of searching shit in urban dictionary cause im *horny* or curious also whats reproduction” 

 [ "Reproductives" ]

1: Organs which are used primarily in the creation of offspring.

  * e.g.,  ... I was down at the welfare office today, and I saw this guy who shouldn't have kids, so I chopped his reproductives with a pair of hedge clippers 

 [ "Reproductive Organ" ]

1: Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.

  * e.g.,  ... Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day." 

 [ "Autosexual reproduction" ]

1: Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, go fuck yourself!" "Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks." 

 [ "Reproductive cough" ]

1: Coughing during sexual intercourse, making your partner get some of that good virus

  * e.g.,  ... A female tiger after a reproductive cough was tasted for cov2sars and she turned postive 

 [ "asexual reproduction" ]

1: often confused with autosexual reproduction

  * e.g.,  ... Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding) 

 [ "asexual reproduction" ]

2: in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by

  * e.g.,  ... Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission). 

 [ "asexual reproduction" ]

3:  fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)

 [ "asexual reproduction" ]

4: or

 [ "asexual reproduction" ]

5:  budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)

 [ "reproductive act" ]

1: Sex is the reproductive act.

  * e.g.,  ... Calling the reproductive act "sex" leads young people to engage in sexual intercourse mostly oblivious to the main possible consequence—creating a new life.