" cudgeled "

 [ "Cudgel" ]

1: Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon" So basically any dude with a huge truck.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: "How was it??" 

 [ "Cudgel" ]

1: A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).

  * e.g.,  ... Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom. 

 [ "cooter cudgel" ]

1: A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

  * e.g.,  ... Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night! 

 [ "cooter cudgel" ]

2: The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.

 [ "Ass Cudgel" ]

1: A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

  * e.g.,  ... Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo.... 

 [ "flesh cudgel" ]

1: See Master Class Totem Pole.

  * e.g.,  ... Should you break the law, I shall unzip and break YOU with my flesh cudgel. 

 [ "Trump's Cudgel" ]

1: That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.

  * e.g.,  ... B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth. 

 [ "Cudgel" ]

1: The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.

  * e.g.,  ... He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you." 

 [ "Crank my cudgel" ]

1: Act of masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day. 

 [ "Cudgel" ]

1: As a noun:

  * e.g.,  ... "That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!" "We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism." "Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!" 

 [ "Cudgel" ]

2:  Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club

 [ "Cudgel" ]

3:  A verbal tactic used to silence someone As a verb:

 [ "Cudgel" ]

4:  To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel

 [ "Cudgel" ]

5:  To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark

 [ "wooden cudgel" ]

1: A game played between two or more contestants. Rules: Enter a forest or wooded area

  * e.g.,  ... Arnold: "What happened to you!?" Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel." Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?" Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause" Arnold: "Ay yo!" 

 [ "wooden cudgel" ]

2:  Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)

 [ "wooden cudgel" ]

3:  Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit

 [ "wooden cudgel" ]

4:  The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner