" blackjacked "

 [ "blackjacked" ]

1: getting ur shit jacked by a black dude

  * e.g.,  ... y the fuck is my tv floatin 

 [ "Blackjack" ]

1: Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

  * e.g.,  ... After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom. 

 [ "Blackjacking" ]

1: Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

  * e.g.,  ... I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand. 

 [ "Blackjackitis" ]

1: When you skip work to go to the casino and gamble.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan couldn't make it to work on Thursday. He had a bad case of blackjackitis. 

 [ "blackjack" ]

1: a small, light club used for knocking people out

 [ "Blackjack" ]

1: A word applied for weed measurements. A blackjack is ¾ oz. (21g). The word "blackjack" is derived from the popular gambling game, which is often called "21".

  * e.g.,  ... - Hey pal, I'd like to buy a blackjack. 

 [ "blackjack" ]

1: a fan of the k-pop group 2ne1. in the card game, blackjack equals 21 which not only is pronounced the same as the group's name, but also signifies a win. therefore, the fans are referred to as blackjacks.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: Do you like 2ne1? person 2: Hell yeah I'm a total BlackJack! 

 [ "blackjack" ]

1: A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

  * e.g.,  ... If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money. 

 [ "Blackjack" ]

1:  Noun: A sex position in which a man defecates on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69."

  * e.g.,  ...  Girl, "My boyfriend gave me a blackjack last night." 

 [ "Blackjack" ]

2:  Verb: The act of defecating on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69". In preparation, the man usually drinks a pint of laxative, and then, whilst positioning his penis for insertion into the woman's mouth, instead releases a flood of watery diarrhea into her open mouth and upon her face.

  * e.g.,  ...  Friend, "Really? How was it?" 

 [ "blackjack" ]

1: A complex sexual procedure that involves 21 men and 1 woman. It goes as follows:

  * e.g.,  ... Sophie gathered 21 guys and recorded the first successful blackjack in history! 

 [ "blackjack" ]

2: 2 cocks in the ass

 [ "blackjack" ]

3: 2 cocks in the pussy

 [ "blackjack" ]

4: 2 cocks between the titties

 [ "blackjack" ]

5: 2 cocks in the mouth

 [ "blackjack" ]

6: 1 cock in each ear

 [ "blackjack" ]

7: 1 cock in each eye socket

 [ "blackjack" ]

8: 1 cock in each nostril

 [ "blackjack" ]

9: 1 cock in each hand

 [ "blackjack" ]

10: 1 cock in each foot

 [ "blackjack" ]

11: 1 cock in each armpit

 [ "blackjack" ]

12: and finally...1 cock in the navel(belly button)

 [ "blackjack" ]

13: Count em all up...and thats 21 cocks. Blackjack is probabaly physically impossible, but its worth a try if you and your 20 buddies are bored one day and wanna try it out on some sick twisted bitch.