" conductor "

 [ "conductor" ]

1: in science conductor is a material that allows heat and electricity to pass through it easily

  * e.g.,  ... A:"what is the best conductor you know" 

 [ "conductor" ]

1:  A person who waves his arm infront of a bunch of musicians.

  * e.g.,  ...  Conductor: "You guys need to WATCH ME!" 

 [ "conductor" ]

2: Normally, a conductor thinks the musicians that he is conducting is actully watching him.

  * e.g.,  ... Violin player: "Okay..." 

 [ "conductor" ]

3: But, in reality, more then half of the times, they are just wondering off or too busy sight reading their music.

  * e.g.,  ... Trombone player: "I can't see you" 

 [ "conductor" ]

4:  A guy who has actully been through a LOAD of boring music theory class. Where he learned weird stuff such as what is a V7/V chord and how it will be resolved to a I chord in another key. Normally is WAY more knowledgeable then any other person that he is leading

  * e.g.,  ... Tuba player: "ZZZzzz... ZZZzzz... HUH?" 

 [ "conductor" ]

1: A woman musician who works very hard with an musical ensemble to be recognize by the media.

  * e.g.,  ... Jill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony. 

 [ "Conductor" ]

1: A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

  * e.g.,  ... He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time. 

 [ "Conductor" ]

2: can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

  * e.g.,  ... or 

 [ "Conductor" ]

1: Whilst a female is involved in the "joyride" of the male genitalia in upright form, the male party proceeds to extend his arm and clutch a braid of females hair, pulling down as to emulate the "honking" of a train's horn.

  * e.g.,  ... After performing a conductor on Tina the prositute, she inquired as to why I had done it. In response I said, "Don't stand on the tracks when the train's comin' through bitch!" 

 [ "Conductor" ]

1: When a dirty little skank hoe lets a bunch of dudes run a train on her filthy ass she's a conductor folks

  * e.g.,  ... Stay away from So and So , that bitch is such a conductor....nasty ass hoe 

 [ "Conductor in Chief" ]

1: A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

  * e.g.,  ... OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief! 

 [ "Mad Conductor" ]

1: The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash

  * e.g.,  ... Mad Conductor Kicks ass 

 [ "Beat Conductor" ]

1: The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

  * e.g.,  ... The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board. 

 [ "conductor cat" ]

1: The mascot of 7chan, Conductor Cat led the masses on their /b/day exodus from 4chan. He and The Fury remain vigilant against the fail that forever threatens 7chan.

  * e.g.,  ... "All aboard, we're getting the fsck outta here!" - Conductor Cat