" manager "

 [ "manager" ]

1: Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

 [ "manager" ]

1: A secretary who can fire you.

  * e.g.,  ... manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.  

 [ "manager" ]

1: The career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any REAL work

  * e.g.,  ... Vic Barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too. 

 [ "manager" ]

1: sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it

  * e.g.,  ... manager's friend: what did you do at work today 

 [ "manager" ]

1: a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".

  * e.g.,  ... Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen* 

 [ "manager" ]

1: Slang term for a woman among a group of single women at an enetertainment venue, whose self-appointed task is to prevent single males or groups of males from approaching any of the members of "her" group.

  * e.g.,  ... " There was a bunch of real lookers in the club last night, but their manager kept getting in my way when I went over to ask them to dance " 

 [ "manager" ]

2:  While not always physically unattractive, the manager of a group will always have an unattractive attitude towards socail interaction with men, possibly due to a traumatic experience herself. Astoundingly, few if any are lesbians despite male belief; Many are in fact as despairingly lonely and in need of male companionship as any other single woman if not more so on average. They are in fact reacting in a manner as close to aggresive as their upbringing will allow.

 [ "manager" ]

1: Karens worst enemy

  * e.g.,  ... Employee, "Karen is here get the manager!!!!" 

 [ "manager" ]

1: Someone who's studied management. A manager must know everything about everything. A manager must know and have studied economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc. A synonym would be GENIUS

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: My manager's a punk !  

 [ "Manager" ]

1: The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.

  * e.g.,  ... The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen... 

 [ "Manager" ]

1: A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.