" executive "

 [ "executive" ]

1: Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

  * e.g.,  ... Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums. 

 [ "executive" ]

1: normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

  * e.g.,  ... $2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead) 

 [ "executive" ]

1: One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit. 

 [ "executive" ]

1: high rollin' playa at some ill company

  * e.g.,  ... Bill Gates is tha executive of Microsoft 

 [ "executive" ]

1: you are having anal sex with a girl, you withdrawl the penis, and start titty fucking her leaving a shit trail in the middle of her chest resembling a tie

  * e.g.,  ... i have her the executive last night 

 [ "The Executive" ]

1: Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.

  * e.g.,  ... I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive". 

 [ "Execution" ]

1: The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.

  * e.g.,  ... Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages 

 [ "execution" ]

1: The carrying out of something.

  * e.g.,  ... The execution of this software will result in a virus spreading all over the Internet. 

 [ "execution" ]

2: The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.

 [ "The Executive" ]

1: The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

  * e.g.,  ... Kramer: "You recognize this?" 

 [ "execute" ]

1: To promote to an executive position.

  * e.g.,  ... When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!