" collages "

 [ "collage" ]

1: How people who will never get in spell college.

  * e.g.,  ... If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama. 

 [ "Collage" ]

1: COLLection of imAGEs.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room. 

 [ "Collaging" ]

1: The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.

  * e.g.,  ... Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once 

 [ "Collage" ]

1: n. Fr. a dumbass who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity Maddox, ~2001 AD; more at college Dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 2 GPA rounded off nicely with that C they got in Wood Shop. Usu. considered idiotic.

  * e.g.,  ... "...i was recently accepted to play for the Vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the CFL, which could very well lead to the NFL... now tell me that i'm not going anywhere playing football?..." 

 [ "collaging" ]

1: When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

  * e.g.,  ... Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!" 

 [ "swanmore collage" ]

1: The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you

  * e.g.,  ... "fuck me im moving to swanmore collage" 

 [ "unity collage" ]

1: Common misspelling of Unity College.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #1 - I go to Unity Collage 

 [ "Westwood Collage" ]

1: A place with people so stupid that they can't spell college correctly. A collage is paper glued together.

  * e.g.,  ... Westwood Collage *college is filled with stupid slags 

 [ "collage fluke" ]

1: the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.

  * e.g.,  ... oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke. 

 [ "orewa collage" ]

1: A school that has completely fucked up student and is nicked named horewa collage

  * e.g.,  ... I go to horewa collage