" potpourri "

 [ "potpourri" ]

1: A substance that immitates marijuana. Literally, it's potpourri, with chemicals added that produce a sweet smelling and great tasting high. Some people have been known to trip on this, if given enough. It's also been known to give headaches, and I've even heard of people having seizures from it, though I never have. It loves me, and I love it right back. Also known as "pope". Potpourri is completely legal and so far, undetectable in any kind of test. Side effects are same as marijuana. It comes in different flavors and concentrations. The more powerful the pope, the more expensive it can be. For the cheap kind, runs $15 a gram, expensive kind is up to $45 a gram.

  * e.g.,  ... AYyy dude, you got some pope we can toke? XD That new potpourri stuff.. my favorite flavor is orange crush. It's XXX! 

 [ "potpourri" ]

1: Incense that many young probationers have turned to smoking in order to induce an apparent 'marijuana like' high. Probationers love it because it will not make them fail a drug test. Made up of chemicals likely produced in a Monsanto lab. Fake weed, likely many times more harmful than marijuana. Collected urine crystals from an actual marijuana smoker, sprinkled over some nasty spices, mixed with dog shit, and then sold to 15 year old kids for an exorbitant price and untold cost to their bodies. The result of prohibition.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam "Yo, my stupid ass cousin is smoking that toxic ass potpourri again." Joe "Is he stupid? Or is he on probation" Adam "Evidently, both" 

 [ "potpourri" ]

1: A largely unknown Welsh gang prevalent in the 90's who took amsterdam by storm. Potpourri's major rivals (the creme brulei) were also present for the debauchery which was experienced in that small but extremely memorable era.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, those potpourri guys really took it to those creme brulei!" 

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2: Potpourri members frequently reported experiencing visits from divine beings such as small fish in fast food restaurants.

 [ "Hattiesburg Potpourri" ]

1: The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

  * e.g.,  ... Want to go to Turtle Creek? No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri. 

 [ "Social Potpourri" ]

1: human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures

  * e.g.,  ... Social Potpourri is the necessary "Spice of Life" 

 [ "7H Potpourri" ]

1: Fairly new type of synthetic weed. Doesn't show up in a drug test, but the experience is like nothing else. You experience a whole different world. Your mind leaves your body and you experience deja vu and flashbacks.

  * e.g.,  ... That 7H Potpourri gives you an out of body experience 

 [ "Bar Potpourri" ]

1: The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa" Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!" 

 [ "Botanical Potpourri" ]

1: Botanical potpourri can be acquired from a variety of retail establishments and online directly from countryside herb farms.Herbal incense is a blend of Damiana.It is recent strongest and the best flavored potpourri in the market.

  * e.g.,  ... Botanical Potpourri,scooby potpourri 

 [ "Disorder Potpourri" ]

1: When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.

  * e.g.,  ... You still dating Killian? No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees. 

 [ "Potpourri Pussy" ]

1: Any lingerie shop that caters to elderly women, especially in south Florida.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn grams, where'd you get such a hot body stocking?! Oh Pablo! You're such a sweet grandson for saying such nice things. I got this down at Potpourri Pussy on the A1A.