" smorgasbord "

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1: A large array of things to choose from.

  * e.g.,  ... The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything. 

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1:  A large variety or things

  * e.g.,  ... Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord" 

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2:  A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods

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1: smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

  * e.g.,  ... justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord. 

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1: 1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca. 2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

  * e.g.,  ... 1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord. 2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party. 

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1: A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

  * e.g.,  ... Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?" Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village." Sven - "Tiiiiight" 

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1: It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 201 Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.

  * e.g.,  ... ''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?'' 

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1: your "crew"

  * e.g.,  ... My smorgasbord is sick, yo. 

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2: crew

  * e.g.,  ... My smorgasbord would take your smorgasbord any day man. 

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1: From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.

  * e.g.,  ... That smorgasbord was delicious. 

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1: smor-gas-bord; noun. A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.

  * e.g.,  ... "Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?" 

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1: When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.