" certificate "

 [ "A+ Certification" ]

1: CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

  * e.g.,  ... The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed. 

 [ "Certificate" ]

1: In School:

  * e.g.,  ... -I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing? 

 [ "Certificate" ]

2: -The only thing you get from winning a school event. -A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students. Other Situations:

  * e.g.,  ... -Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it. -Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such... -I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school. 

 [ "Certificate" ]

3: -A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours. -Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

 [ "Certificated" ]

1: A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."

  * e.g.,  ... "Certificated!? Is that even a real word?" 

 [ "inoppolity certificate" ]

1: A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

  * e.g.,  ... A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate. I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded. Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity? 

 [ "certificate of inoppolity" ]

1: A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

  * e.g.,  ... A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate. I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded. What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity? 

 [ "Certificate hunter" ]

1: Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code. 

 [ "girth certificate" ]

1: Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case. 

 [ "girth certificate" ]

2: (Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

 [ "chonga++ certification" ]

1: A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification? 

 [ "Certificate of Deposit" ]

1: Euphimism for used toilet paper

 [ "Birth Certificate" ]

1: A Receipt for the skeet.

  * e.g.,  ... I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.