" disqualify "

 [ "disqualify" ]

1: v. To soil one's underpants.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying. 

 [ "disqualify" ]

2: ("to shit yer shortz")

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot." 

 [ "disqualify" ]

3: past tense: disqualified

 [ "disqualify" ]

4: the act of disqualifying: disqualification

 [ "Disqualified" ]

1: When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.

  * e.g.,  ... “Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!” 

 [ "Disqualified" ]

1: An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night" 

 [ "pre-disqualified" ]

1: Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them. Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.

  * e.g.,  ... John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife." James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change." John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then! 

 [ "Disqualified" ]

1: An event occurring in which you must immediately drop the offending party.

  * e.g.,  ... She got to playing on my phone so I disqualified her from my program.