" bride "

 [ "bride" ]

1: one about to be inprisoned in a life of pain.

  * e.g.,  ... My son's bride isn't too lucky. 

 [ "bride" ]

1: hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year. 

 [ "the bride" ]

1: Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill

  * e.g.,  ... The Bride: "Looked dead, didn't I?" 

 [ "The bride" ]

1: Your wife or your mates wife, or even a wife to be!!

  * e.g.,  ... In the local pub after having a few bevys "Fuck me Bute the brides here, " time to go". 

 [ "Bride" ]

1: “A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.” -Ambrose Bierce

  * e.g.,  ... My bride and I are both SO excited for our wedding day! A life of happiness lies ahead for the both of us! 

 [ "brided" ]

1: u say my dog is going to be groomed, but what if he wants to be brided? how dare u assume his sexualality

  * e.g.,  ... i would like to get my dog brided 

 [ "briding" ]

1: combination of the terms bozak & riding, in which a person praises another person too

  * e.g.,  ... “ i know he’s nice & all, it’s just that u be odee briding that nigga.. pause. he’s human just like u & i, so relax” 

 [ "briding" ]

2: much to the point where it may be viewed as a gay admiration by others due to the excess

 [ "Princess Bride" ]

1: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  * e.g.,  ... The Princess Bride is epic. 

 [ "jihadi bride" ]

1: A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride 

 [ "Fart Bride" ]

1: A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

  * e.g.,  ... Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.