" wife "

 [ "wife" ]

1:  The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

  * e.g.,  ... My wife's an angel! 

 [ "wife" ]

2:  The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

  * e.g.,  ... You're lucky. Mine's still alive. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore." 

 [ "wife" ]

1: The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever. (Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

  * e.g.,  ... I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

  * e.g.,  ... Winnie was Adolph's wife. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: A woman that a man is married to.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't pork her; She's my wife! 

 [ "wife" ]

1: The reason I drink so much.

  * e.g.,  ... My wife likes to nag. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: baby, source of happiness

  * e.g.,  ... baby, you make me happy. you're my wife. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

  * e.g.,  ... "Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

  * e.g.,  ... I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game. 

 [ "wife" ]

1: Taker of money and souls...

  * e.g.,  ... Steve: Nick just got a wife!