" missus "

 [ "missus" ]

1: Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife

  * e.g.,  ... Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!" 

 [ "missus" ]

2: usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's

  * e.g.,  ... Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au." 

 [ "missus" ]

1: australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )

  * e.g.,  ... I took the missus down the pub last night. 

 [ "missus" ]

1: your missus is your byrd

  * e.g.,  ... Your missus is a nutter. 

 [ "missus" ]

1: What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out. 

 [ "Missus" ]

1: Term that means wife.

  * e.g.,  ... You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you. 

 [ "Missues" ]

1: When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass! Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her! Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up! 

 [ "Missues" ]

2: Example of men with “missues” : Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother. A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman. A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.

 [ "Missue" ]

1: When a guy has mom issues

  * e.g.,  ... Lloyd has so many missues 

 [ "missue" ]

1: an issue or problem that a man expresses, usually to his girlfriend

  * e.g.,  ... He's got a missue about me going out with the girls tonight. 

 [ "Missus" ]

1: The woman upon whom a guy is whipped upon. Dating, married or not.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimbo: don't dog the boys for the missus 

 [ "Missus" ]

1: Word used on the internet, meaning his/your girlfriend. Used when you know each other better than a first-time date.

  * e.g.,  ... My missus is so hetal.