" bachelor "

 [ "bachelor" ]

1: Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Bob's a bachelor 

 [ "bachelor" ]

1: A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him? 

 [ "bachelor" ]

1: Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

  * e.g.,  ... James is a Bachelor. 

 [ "bachelor" ]

2: Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

 [ "bachelor" ]

3: A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.

 [ "bachelorism" ]

1: A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

  * e.g.,  ... Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights. 

 [ "bachelorism" ]

1: A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

  * e.g.,  ... Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights. 

 [ "Bachelor" ]

1: Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

  * e.g.,  ... BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married? 

 [ "Bachelor" ]

1: an unmarried man; single, most of the time the ultimate player, a womans dream man.

  * e.g.,  ... "He is such a bachelor look at him around all these girls" 

 [ "Bachelor" ]

2: A flirt on almost every occasion.

 [ "The Bachelor" ]

1: The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv

  * e.g.,  ... Jersey Shore is the new "The Bachelor" of reality TV. 

 [ "The Bachelor" ]

1: A reality show on ABC that puts 25 desperate and lonely Bachelorettes in competition with each other over a lonely, desperate Bachelor they don’t even know in the hopes that he will propose at the end of the season. These women are subdued by his looks, success,his charm, and his money, and mistakingly believe they are in love with him when they don’t even know him from Adam. Each week the Bachelorettes are given some time to be alone with the Bachelor, sometimes to the point of having sex with him, in the hopes he will be more likely to choose them. One crazy woman even gave the Bachelor on the last season her underwear upon meeting him for the first time, proving her overhwhelming lonliness and desperation (he eliminated her right away). At the end of each episode, the Bachelor gives a rose to the girls he wants to continue to the next round. In the closing weeks of the season the Bachelor travels to the ladies’ hometown to see her family and takes a weekend trip with her (probably having sex with her). In the last epsiode the Bachelor is seen searching for a ring for the lady he has chosen, and in the final moments finally chooses between two Bachelorettes left as to which lady he wants to be with.

  * e.g.,  ... The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it. 

 [ "The Bachelor" ]

1: A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.

  * e.g.,  ... The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.