" blotched "

 [ "Blotch" ]

1: Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

  * e.g.,  ... The failed fluffed blotch until he bled. 

 [ "blotch" ]

1: Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

  * e.g.,  ... Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh." 

 [ "Blotch" ]

1: A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!

  * e.g.,  ... OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain! 

 [ "Blotch" ]

2: Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.

  * e.g.,  ... After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch! 

 [ "Blotch" ]

1: Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

  * e.g.,  ... Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better". 

 [ "blotch" ]

1: Someone with blond pubic hair

  * e.g.,  ... EXAMPLE- Paris Hilton is a stinky hoe blotch! 

 [ "blotch" ]

1: A name given to a group of women known to gossip. Coined when a user from the Facebook group "Gossip at Home" typed bitches and it was autocorrected to "blotches."

  * e.g.,  ... Hey blotches! Its wine thirty. That's my blotches! I love my blotches. 

 [ "blue blotch" ]

1: Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.

  * e.g.,  ... The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar 

 [ "pot blotch" ]

1: When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night. 

 [ "Crotch blotch" ]

1: The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

  * e.g.,  ... “Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.” 

 [ "Blotch Grenade" ]

1: A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.

  * e.g.,  ... a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)