" pinto "

 [ "pinto" ]

1: heavily tatooed vato just released from prison

  * e.g.,  ... That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay. 

 [ "pinto" ]

1:  An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes" 

 [ "pinto" ]

2:  A Brazillian term for "small cock".

  * e.g.,  ...  "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God" 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.

  * e.g.,  ... i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder. 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: The state or being of extreme wealth. See rich.

  * e.g.,  ... What happened to johnny? Oh you didnt know, he won the lotto and now he's pinto like trump. 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: slang in portugeuse for small penis

  * e.g.,  ... alex has a pinto 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: means small cock and comes from the brazilian for it

  * e.g.,  ... don't get with him he's got a right pinto 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: a white guy with a black penis

  * e.g.,  ... I know a kid who has a pinto. He calls it Black Magic. 

 [ "Pintoed" ]

1: When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

  * e.g.,  ... This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today. 

 [ "Pinto" ]

1: Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect." Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto." Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis." 

 [ "Pinto" ]

2: Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.

 [ "Pinto" ]

1:  A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

  * e.g.,  ...  "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together." "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"