" speckled "

 [ "speckled" ]

1: As in "You got mud on your face/You big disgrace". Someone is speckled if they're worthless, acting like an idiot or has just seriously tarnished their reputation.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim, in a stroke of genius, has stuck a lampshade on his head and caromed down several flights of stairs on a matress and now is of the opinion that he's the coolest thing ever. "Man, you're so speckled." 

 [ "Speckling" ]

1: To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

  * e.g.,  ... "While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!" 

 [ "Speckl" ]

1: Somebody who constantly thinks about sex a lot or somebody who is under the age of consent who has sex with their friend, this is a Speckl Friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Ha ha your speckl friends with her No I’m not we’re just friends Speckl friends;) 

 [ "speckle" ]

1: the act of pulling one's own pants down in order to fart directly into another's face...thus getting tiny shit particles all over the person's face

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face. 

 [ "speckle" ]

1: special

  * e.g.,  ... I feel speckle today 

 [ "speckle" ]

2: (whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)

 [ "Speckling" ]

1: An elite fetish for those with great sphincter control whereby moist flatus is passed onto the face of the other participant resulting in a "speckled" effect.

  * e.g.,  ... She knelt there, hands tied to her feet waiting. He bends over in front of her and spreads his cheeks, forcing the fetid air out onto her awaiting face, the speckling had begun.  

 [ "Speckles" ]

1: One who is specialized in the Pee Pee Poo Poo chant

  * e.g.,  ... Many people gathered around the Speckles to hear the legendary chant. 

 [ "Speckle" ]

1: A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.' James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?' Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.' James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?' 

 [ "Speckles" ]

1: A nickname given to the most amazing girl I know. She is kind, funny, outgoing, brave, smart, and beautiful.

  * e.g.,  ... Speckles is my best friend. 

 [ "Speckled moon" ]

1: When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.