" yawning "

 [ "yawning" ]

1: yawning a stretchy breathe.

  * e.g.,  ... f: are you tired? 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.." 

 [ "Yawn" ]

1: When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of

  * e.g.,  ... Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!! 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

  * e.g.,  ... *yawn* 

 [ "Yawn" ]

1: A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.

  * e.g.,  ... I have yawned . no 5 times just while typing this definition. FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this. 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.

  * e.g.,  ... If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all. 

 [ "Yawn" ]

1: When stopping somebody telling you about a REALLY BORING story that you don't care about with the word YAWN. Quite a rude term, think about before using.

  * e.g.,  ... E.G Ellie: "So Keiran was like i wanna play World of Warcraft, and i was like so annoyed..." 

 [ "Yawn" ]

2: Drag out for extra effect.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: "YAWN!" E.G  

 [ "yawn" ]

1: A person, place, or event that is found to be boring.

  * e.g.,  ... This opera is such a yawn... 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: An act of sucking ghost dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Me:*yawn*