" yawn "

 [ "yawn" ]

1: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.." 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!! 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

  * e.g.,  ... *yawn* 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.

  * e.g.,  ... If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all. 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: A person, place, or event that is found to be boring.

  * e.g.,  ... This opera is such a yawn... 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: An act of sucking ghost dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Me:*yawn* 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: Something someone does when they need a big breath of air, or more air in their lungs. Usually it occurs when kids are bored at school.

  * e.g.,  ... *yawn* This teacher is so boring, all he talks about is his problems with his wife....geez, do we really need to know this to succeed in life? *yawwwwn* =( 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: The sound I make while watching Family Guy.

  * e.g.,  ... Family Guy was on and I emitted a yawn. 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: getting bored by a noobs lil coments

  * e.g.,  ... ddw: i only get pwned coz your clan is a fucken cheaters clan 

 [ "yawn" ]

1: That thing that your brain is now telling your body to do.

  * e.g.,  ... After reading so much about yawning, urbandictionary.com readers all dropped into a contagious yawning spell.