" asphyxiate "

 [ "asphyxiate" ]

1: To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

  * e.g.,  ... Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!! 

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2: Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

 [ "asphyxiated" ]

1: not being able to breathe. choking. cutting off all oxygen.

  * e.g.,  ... "asphyxiated watch me bleed 

 [ "Asphyxiation" ]

1: Noun; Asphyxiation Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

  * e.g.,  ... Patient 0. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening. 

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1: as·phyx·i·ate

  * e.g.,  ... that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation 

 [ "Asphyxiation" ]

2: to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.

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3: noun

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4: the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"

 [ "Asphyxiation" ]

5: killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

 [ "Asphyxiation" ]

1: Julia's favorite word.

  * e.g.,  ... Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?" 

 [ "Asphyxiation" ]

1: when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner

  * e.g.,  ... "gee alyssa, 

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2: if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book

  * e.g.,  ... did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there? 

 [ "asphyxially" ]

1: 1) The adverb form of asphyxia.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) It was asphyxially funny. 

 [ "asphyxially" ]

2: 2) A modifier used in reference to humor, showing that something is so humorous that one cannot breathe due to excessive laughter.

 [ "Asphyxiation of Children" ]

1: Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting. 

 [ "Asphyxiation of Children" ]

2: The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose? 

 [ "Asphyxiation of Children" ]

3: At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.

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4: Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.

 [ "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" ]

1: You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation 

 [ "Connerotic Asphyxiation" ]

1: *noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

  * e.g.,  ... Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?” 

 [ "Connerotic Asphyxiation" ]

2: 0 Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

  * e.g.,  ... Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?” 

 [ "Connerotic Asphyxiation" ]

3: 0 (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that

  * e.g.,  ... Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.” 

 [ "Connerotic Asphyxiation" ]

4: prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.

  * e.g.,  ...  Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"