" impeded "

 [ "impedance" ]

1: The bounciness of electricity, measured in ohms.

  * e.g.,  ... Nobody can define impedance so that anyone can understand. 

 [ "impedence" ]

1: A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

  * e.g.,  ... The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em. 

 [ "Impede" ]

1: Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!" 

 [ "The IMPEDE Continuum" ]

1: A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Guess what? 

 [ "atmospheric impedance" ]

1: Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

  * e.g.,  ... User: My computer won't turn on. IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance. User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend. IT Guy: I'm so lonely. 

 [ "impedance" ]

1: the state of being angry, narcissistic, and totally impedic.

  * e.g.,  ... he was stewing in his own IMPEDANCE 

 [ "<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>" ]

1: <.9.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.>

  * e.g.,  ... <.9.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.> 

 [ "<.7.9.7.6.>Impeding, impeUding, impedinG<.7.9.7.6.>" ]

1: <.9.6.>Impeding, impeUding, impedinG<.>

  * e.g.,  ... <.9.6.>Impeding, impeUding, impedinG<.> 

 [ "<.7.9.7.6.>Impede On My Cognizant Abilities Towards My Skill Of Manifestation<.7.9.7.6.>" ]

1: <.>Impede On My Cognizant Abilities Towards My Skill Of Manifestation<.>

  * e.g.,  ... <.>Impede On My Cognizant Abilities Towards My Skill Of Manifestation<.>