" would-be "

 [ "would of" ]

1: A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

  * e.g.,  ... I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is. 

 [ "Would of" ]

1: A construction used by people who may be native English speakers, but who still don't understand that "of" and "have" are different words.

  * e.g.,  ... I would of known the difference between "of" and "have", but I of not been educated. Of a nice day! 

 [ "Would" ]

1: a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends.

  * e.g.,  ... example 1 

 [ "Would" ]

2: to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice.

  * e.g.,  ... two men, sitting on a dock, observe jessica alba walking by 

 [ "Would" ]

3: however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game.

  * e.g.,  ... man #2 - would! 

 [ "Would" ]

4: Further definitions will follow.

  * e.g.,  ... example 2 

 [ "Would" ]

5: wood if bored (particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin), weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry), laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful)

  * e.g.,  ... same two men, no jessica alba 

 [ "Would" ]

6: there are much more, have fun with it

  * e.g.,  ... man #1 - what do you think of scarlett johanson? 

 [ "Would of" ]

1: When an educated English Speaker intends to say "Would HAVE", they instead contract the written form to would've. Less intellectual people (read: Dumbasses) then read this and, unable to grasp the concept of abbreviation, pronounce it as "Would've". This, due to laziness, was then mutated to "Would of," whereupon Bahamut was returned to mortal flesh and mankind entered a new age of darkness, suffering and general illiteracy.

  * e.g.,  ... "I would of kept talking, but she asked me if I wanted to of sex." 

 [ "Would?" ]

1: One of the best songs written by Jerry Cantrell, lead guitarist from Alice in Chains. This AWESOME song is sung so beautifully and harmonized perfectly by Cantrell and Alice in Chains lead singer, Layne Staley. Fact: Awesome bass and drum.

  * e.g.,  ... Read the song lyrics Would? then you must listen to it, it's KILLER!!! "Would?" Know me broken by my master 

 [ "Would?" ]

2: Fact: Awesome Layne Staley voice.

  * e.g.,  ... Teach thee on child of love hereafter Into the flood again 

 [ "Would?" ]

3: Fact: Jerry wrote this song about Andrew Wood, a singer and friend from the grunge/Seattle area back in the early 90's, who died of a heroin overdose. Fact: Many interpretations are written about this song, but only one true meaning (see Fact #1)

  * e.g.,  ... Same old trip it was back then 

 [ "Would?" ]

4: Fact: Is from the album "Dirt" and also on the MTV Unplugged performance

  * e.g.,  ... So I made a big mistake 

 [ "Would?" ]

1: Know me broken by my master

  * e.g.,  ... Am I wrong? 

 [ "Would?" ]

2: Teach thee on child of love hereafter

  * e.g.,  ... Have I run too far to get home? 

 [ "Would?" ]

3: Into the flood again

  * e.g.,  ... Have I gone? 

 [ "Would?" ]

4: Same old trip it was back then

  * e.g.,  ... And left you here alone? 

 [ "Would?" ]

5: So I made a big mistake

  * e.g.,  ... Am I wrong? 

 [ "Would?" ]

6: Try to see it once my way

  * e.g.,  ... Have I run too far to get home? 

 [ "Would?" ]

7: Drifting body, it's sole desertion

  * e.g.,  ... Have I gone? 

 [ "Would?" ]

8: Flying not yet, quite the notion

  * e.g.,  ... And left you here alone? 

 [ "Would?" ]

9: Into the flood again

  * e.g.,  ... If I would, could you? Would? 

 [ "Would?" ]

10: Same old trip it was back then

 [ "Would?" ]

11: So I made a big mistake

 [ "Would?" ]

12: Try to see it once my way

 [ "Would?" ]

13: Into the flood again

 [ "Would?" ]

14: Same old trip it was back then

 [ "Would?" ]

15: So I made a big mistake

 [ "Would?" ]

16: Try to see it once my way

 [ "would" ]

1: A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.

  * e.g.,  ... Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40 taquitos. 

 [ "would" ]

2: Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.

  * e.g.,  ... Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that. 

 [ "Would of" ]

1: Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.

  * e.g.,  ... I would of pointed out that the vernacular can be a legitimate form, but I have too many other things to do. 

 [ "would of" ]

1: Replacement for the proper words "would have" or abbrevited would've.

  * e.g.,  ... I would of called her but I didn't know her number. 

 [ "would ja?" ]

1: The simple question of would you bang this girl/dude? Whether smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would ja?

  * e.g.,  ... (Imagine walkin along with your boy or girl. Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?