" whiskey "

 [ "whiskey" ]

1:  The oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; Christmas cheer; The stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; The drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows;

  * e.g.,  ... I drink whiskey because I am an American. 

 [ "whiskey" ]

1: The life giving substance that has intoxicated many a man. (better than eve and that god damn apple)

  * e.g.,  ... One more half gallon of that cheap ass canadian mist and ill be ready for music-fest! 

 [ "whiskey" ]

1: (1)A drink that often burns when consumed by itself, but goes good mixed with various sodas (see: pepsi, coke, 7-up) and sometimes even water. Straight shots are smoother if chilled, and some whiskeys such as Seagram's Seven can be consumed straight by even those with the weakest stomachs.

  * e.g.,  ... Beer gives me headaches, so this was my only alternative. 

 [ "whiskey" ]

2: (2)A drink which makes old men's I.Q.s increase exponentially after every shot, eventually leading to a bar full of omniscient men who can't even begin to consider that for once they might just be wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... I can afford to drink Crown Royal! 

 [ "whiskey" ]

3: (3)Something good to come out of Canada.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit...someone run to town and get another case of pepsi. 

 [ "whiskey" ]

1: Part of the military phonetic alphabet. As one might expect, Whiskey = W.

  * e.g.,  ... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 

 [ "whiskey" ]

1: The best fucking drink in the world. Not too mention the manliest. Mixed with weed, it can cause one to become fucking crunk. Puts hair on your chest.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm on whiskey right now and it's just fucking great. 

 [ "Whiskeying" ]

1: "when a guy can have sex for 5 hours because his penis is drunk" phrase used on the show Jersey Shore, said by Snooki

  * e.g.,  ... we had sex for so long last night, i think he was whiskeying. 

 [ "Whiskey" ]

1: An alcoholic beverage made from ingredients similar to beer, but intended for grown ups. Suitable for use as an aftershave, by men who consider that perfumed stuff too girly.

  * e.g.,  ... John finished shaving with his straight razor, and used whiskey to sterilize his skin. As a result, he got laid four times that day, and won the bull riding contest. 

 [ "Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey" ]

1: interjection.

  * e.g.,  ... Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed Crybaby: Aww, how come I have to (do my homwork, take out the garbage, clean my room, get up for field day, stop the ship from flooding)? I'm tired and I don't feel good... 

 [ "Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey" ]

2: 1) An empahtic response to someone's abject whining (and crying), usually about tasks that someone is required to do, with the implication that the whiner is an punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby. The words are radio phonetics for the letters W-F-W, and in this case the letters stand for, "Whaaa Fuckin' Whaaa," hence an emphatic declaration of an abject lack of characer. This also shows that its origin is in the military. A less emphatic expression is simply "Whaaa!"

  * e.g.,  ... Ingratious, Cowardly, Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed, Cry-baby: Aww, how come you won't get me a Lamborghini Diablo? 

 [ "Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey" ]

3: 2) Can also be the response to abject whining (and crying) regarding how hard someone's life is, when in reality they are quite coddled and and their lives are almost excessively comfortable, and the expression indicates how the whiner is an ingratious, cowardly, punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby.

  * e.g.,  ... Person in authority: Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey, dildo! 

 [ "To Whiskey" ]

1: A group of males will conduct a experiment to see if testosterone levels increase by not wanking for the longest period of time that they can, bets can be placed to see can hold out the longest, if however you or a fellow group member does ejaculate or shake his penis more then five times this is counted as ruining the experiment and therefore that person loses and is "out"and finally if someone else happens to do either of these things to you then that is also counted as you being "out". if you are "out" due to one of this reasons you must announce to everyone that you are out by saying "whiskey"

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about Bob he whiskeyed his way out of the group . He was not watching what he was doing and shaked it more thne five times. We really should not whiskey ... otherwise everyone will know. To whiskey was a bad thing to do last night 

 [ "Whiskey lullaby" ]

1: The act of drinking yourself to death

  * e.g.,  ... He pulled a whiskey lullaby