" vodka "

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1: A drink which makes you strong and clever.

  * e.g.,  ... "This vodka tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights." 

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1: As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption i feel obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Example a 

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2: A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle

  * e.g.,  ... guy1: So how was last night? 

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3: B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.

  * e.g.,  ... guy2: Man i meat this banging chick and after a couple shoots she was all over me 

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4: C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them

  * e.g.,  ... Example b 

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5: D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl1: so how was last night? 

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6: E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this) this guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same bed with that pig. 

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7: F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR

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8: G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.

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9: H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss.

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10: facts

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11: Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.

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12: Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver.

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13: In the United States only commercial, mass produced vodka is available and has a number of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey or in the best case scenario Sweden.

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14: Best brand of Vodka are: VEDA and BELUGA BLACK, these two brands made Stoli and Absolute look like absolute shit!

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15: Please drink responsibly and enjoy.

 [ "vodka" ]

1: a colourless strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

  * e.g.,  ... This is my third vodka 

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1: 5 letters to describe domenic

  * e.g.,  ... domenic stop drinking vodka. Domenic is on the ground with bottles of empty vodka bottles and drugs everywhere 

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1: quite strong alocolic liquid (40-60%).

  * e.g.,  ... with a 0,7 liter bottle of Absolut vodka in his bag , Jeff was gonna get shitfaced tonight. for his own safety he bought a 1,5 liter coke for mixing. Jeff would not get laid tonight, but he shure would get pissed beyond the invisible. 

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2: not brewed, like wine, so it doesn`t taste like yeast. what most people will use to get shitfaced. To avoid death, it is adviced to mix the vodka with a non-alcohol liquid.

 [ "vodka" ]

1: Potato Juice.

  * e.g.,  ... Want some vodka? What's that? Potato juice dude duh 

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1: Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle

  * e.g.,  ... V Vodke Yest Vitamin 

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2: Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)

  * e.g.,  ... Skazal Tovarish Ho Chi Minh 

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1: Has 3 meanings:

  * e.g.,  ... " Let's have some vodka! " 

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2:  Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

  * e.g.,  ... " Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it " 

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3:  Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

  * e.g.,  ... " All hail vodka! " 

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4:  God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia

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1: One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.

  * e.g.,  ... Kosta:Andrey napelsa chevota. 

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1: Russian courage! Gives you heat when you walk in the snow and lets you think you can sleep in it. Helped russian soldiers in WW2 getting killed for their nation!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Vodka....we need some vodka, we need some VODKA!!! HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKA.......... 

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2: Lowers inhibition to the "GET NAKED" point.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty....... 

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3: Also helps you play poker.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 2: DAMN FILL IT UP!!!! FILL IT UP!!!!!!! 

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4: Russia equals Quebec but with less partys and less snow (I admit it's colder in Russia)

  * e.g.,  ... 1st Quebecer: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty........ I'ma drink it one shot but could you please bring the Waterbong closer???