" snifter "

 [ "snifter" ]

1: A small alcoholic drink - usually whisky - that one drinks from a hip flask or a glass when copious amounts of alcohol are not available, such as in the countryside.

  * e.g.,  ... "It´s a devil of a long way to the next hostelry old chap - fancy a quick snifter?" 

 [ "snifter" ]

1: Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter' 

 [ "snifter" ]

1: Someone who steals his mothers underwear and boils them to make an aromatic warm beverage which they drink and serve to guests.

  * e.g.,  ... That tea fucking stinks you rotten cunt of a snifter. 

 [ "snifter" ]

1: A man or woman who scratches their ass then sniffs it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that? That guys a snifter!" 

 [ "Snifter" ]

1: A short stemmed glass used by WASPs to drink whiskey and hipsters to drink beer.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - 'This ale should be drunk in a snifter by the fire.' 

 [ "Snifter" ]

1: When you fart before pulling down your pants to poop, sending a rush of smelly air up your nose.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself a snifter on the way in. Taylor got the gnarliest snifter at work today that he went home sick. 

 [ "Snifters" ]

1: The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters! 

 [ "Snifter" ]

1: A Snifter is a Poofter that wants to sniff your bum.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, can someone get this poofter off my arse? 

 [ "sandy snifter" ]

1: A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day! 

 [ "jizz snifter" ]

1: a. a container for semen

  * e.g.,  ... Mikel is like a hand-blown jizz snifter. 

 [ "jizz snifter" ]

2: b. a person with semen in their mouth.